The Adorkable Tim

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Hello! Welcome to the adorkable world of me! First off, this is NSFW most of the time, so be ready for some booty!

I'm Tim and I am happily married, as of 4-12-14 to Myrobtasticlife. OC Local and frequent LA visitor. I'm a gaymer and comic dork.

I love most animation and I love developmental and behavioral psychology as well as cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT teehee).

I enjoy your participation and feedback, so don't be afraid to drop a line or ask a question about anything!


SICK DAY AND TMI QUESTIONS

I’m sick and staying in bed all day.

Feel free to ask me anything, I’ll be here… In bed… Possibly sleeping, possibly doing other things to keep my self entertained. One of those things could be answering a question… With a video? ;D

— 38 minutes ago
#sick  #questions  #q&a  #q&a video 
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite part about bottoming


Answer:

teddybore:

Cumming. Because there’s nothing like the feeling of an orgasm while the other dude’s cock is just perfectly hitting your spot. You feel it resonate through your body, and you get lost in it.

— 42 minutes ago with 24 notes
akbearcub:

I’ve gotten a few questions from you guys about poppers after I mentioned them in a post.  I wanted to give some good information on what they are, how they are used, and what the effects/side effects are.  All of this info comes from either my experience or from the internet.
Poppers are a chemical solution that is huffed during sex.  Their popularity began in the 70’s disco culture and have been around since.  It is a mix of chemicals in liquid form packaged in a small or large bottle, or at times in an aerosol spray can.  I have personally only ever used the bottles of liquid.  To use them, the open bottle is placed under one of your nostrils, the other nostril is pressed closed with your other hand, and you inhale the fumes.  You then repeat with the other hand.
Almost immediately after inhaling the fumes, the effects begin to take effect.  The fumes from the poppers cause you heart rate to increase, causing an increase in blood circulation and a surge of blood to the heart and brain.  Your skin heats up, you get giddy, and you experience heightened sensual awareness, (head rush).  For some, it can even seem as though time has slowed.  These effects only last for a few minutes after each time you inhale so they are brief, but they are very intense.  Sex feels incredible with poppers.
Now for the negatives.  When using poppers, ONLY INHALE THE FUMES.  Inhaling the liquid or ingesting it can not only make you incredibly sick, but can also prove fatal.  Also be careful not to spill it on your skin.  The liquid itself can give you a chemical burn.  If your hands are all lubed and slippery and you have a hard time grasping the bottle, use a towel or rag to pick up and handle the bottle so that you don’t spill it on yourself.  The most common (and in my opinion irritating) side effect is that poppers can give you an AWFUL headache after use.  If I use them lightly I usually have no problem, but after some of my more intense and lengthy play sessions with me huffing every 5-10 for an hour or so, the headache after was no joke.  A most unfortunate side effect, but totally worth it if you ask me.
The most extreme side effect to worry about is death.  If you use poppers with certain medications, Viagra is one, the sudden drop in blood pressure from the mixture of the two can cause instant death.  If you are taking any kind of medication, do your research first and make sure its safe for you to use poppers.  (Big thanks to masscracc for pointing this important point out to me!)
There are also some legal issues with poppers.  Each country has it own laws surrounding poppers, with some brands being banned or poppers being banned all together.  This is due to every brand using different ingredients.  For example, my favorite brand Rush was recently taken off the shelves due to a ban on one of its main ingredients.  Thankfully, the company reconfigured their formula and now its back on the shelves.  The best way to know if they are available in your area is to go to your local sex shop and ask if they have bottles of “Video Head Cleaner”.  If they don’t, do some digging and find out if they are even allowed to be sold.  If not just do what I do and order them online.  It’s cheaper anyway!
Hope this info is helpful to your curious minds!  If you haven’t ever used poppers and are interested in doing so, I HIGHLY ADVISE trying them with someone who is familiar with them.  It’s just safer that way.
HAVE FUN!

Great advice for those that are sexually active and use poppers. Also, be careful what you’re mixing. Sex should be enjoyable in the first place, you shouldn’t be having to use so many methods to get off anyways.

akbearcub:

I’ve gotten a few questions from you guys about poppers after I mentioned them in a post.  I wanted to give some good information on what they are, how they are used, and what the effects/side effects are.  All of this info comes from either my experience or from the internet.

Poppers are a chemical solution that is huffed during sex.  Their popularity began in the 70’s disco culture and have been around since.  It is a mix of chemicals in liquid form packaged in a small or large bottle, or at times in an aerosol spray can.  I have personally only ever used the bottles of liquid.  To use them, the open bottle is placed under one of your nostrils, the other nostril is pressed closed with your other hand, and you inhale the fumes.  You then repeat with the other hand.

Almost immediately after inhaling the fumes, the effects begin to take effect.  The fumes from the poppers cause you heart rate to increase, causing an increase in blood circulation and a surge of blood to the heart and brain.  Your skin heats up, you get giddy, and you experience heightened sensual awareness, (head rush).  For some, it can even seem as though time has slowed.  These effects only last for a few minutes after each time you inhale so they are brief, but they are very intense.  Sex feels incredible with poppers.

Now for the negatives.  When using poppers, ONLY INHALE THE FUMES.  Inhaling the liquid or ingesting it can not only make you incredibly sick, but can also prove fatal.  Also be careful not to spill it on your skin.  The liquid itself can give you a chemical burn.  If your hands are all lubed and slippery and you have a hard time grasping the bottle, use a towel or rag to pick up and handle the bottle so that you don’t spill it on yourself.  The most common (and in my opinion irritating) side effect is that poppers can give you an AWFUL headache after use.  If I use them lightly I usually have no problem, but after some of my more intense and lengthy play sessions with me huffing every 5-10 for an hour or so, the headache after was no joke.  A most unfortunate side effect, but totally worth it if you ask me.

The most extreme side effect to worry about is death. If you use poppers with certain medications, Viagra is one, the sudden drop in blood pressure from the mixture of the two can cause instant death. If you are taking any kind of medication, do your research first and make sure its safe for you to use poppers. (Big thanks to masscracc for pointing this important point out to me!)

There are also some legal issues with poppers.  Each country has it own laws surrounding poppers, with some brands being banned or poppers being banned all together.  This is due to every brand using different ingredients.  For example, my favorite brand Rush was recently taken off the shelves due to a ban on one of its main ingredients.  Thankfully, the company reconfigured their formula and now its back on the shelves.  The best way to know if they are available in your area is to go to your local sex shop and ask if they have bottles of “Video Head Cleaner”.  If they don’t, do some digging and find out if they are even allowed to be sold.  If not just do what I do and order them online.  It’s cheaper anyway!

Hope this info is helpful to your curious minds!  If you haven’t ever used poppers and are interested in doing so, I HIGHLY ADVISE trying them with someone who is familiar with them.  It’s just safer that way.

HAVE FUN!

Great advice for those that are sexually active and use poppers. Also, be careful what you’re mixing. Sex should be enjoyable in the first place, you shouldn’t be having to use so many methods to get off anyways.

— 44 minutes ago with 30 notes
#sex advice  #sex  #advice  #teen advice  #gay youth  #gay sex 

pixalry:

Daily Video Game Characters - Created by Miguel Olivera

You can follow the project on Instagram to see all the daily characters!

(via davidisin3d)

— 3 hours ago with 2549 notes

dorkly:

collegehumor:

Finish —> 10 Classic Cartoon Characters Dressed As Disney Princesses

I choose you! Snow White!

"I’m so over Disney Princess fan art — OMG WOLVERINE IN BELLE’S BALL GOWN !!!!" *reblogs and weeps forever*

— 16 hours ago with 1799 notes
dorkly:

35 More Amazing Pieces of Pokemon Shaming Art
We brought you some of the best pieces of Pokemon shaming when the trend first started - but since then, Pokemon have continued to be publicly (and often rightfully) shamed with incredible fan art.
Click here to see more!

dorkly:

35 More Amazing Pieces of Pokemon Shaming Art

We brought you some of the best pieces of Pokemon shaming when the trend first started - but since then, Pokemon have continued to be publicly (and often rightfully) shamed with incredible fan art.

Click here to see more!

(Source: dampho)

— 16 hours ago with 4705 notes
chinchoso:

fhabhotdamncobs:

W♂♂F

Uuuummm que buen culo para follarlo

Woof

chinchoso:

fhabhotdamncobs:


W♂♂F

Uuuummm que buen culo para follarlo

Woof

(via barebearbutts)

— 16 hours ago with 120 notes

imsirius:

They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.

What a bunch of a-holes.

(via latincub91)

— 16 hours ago with 4845 notes
"
  1. If you like someone, wait.
  2. Give lots of compliments, even if you’re shy. Everyone else is too.
  3. Change. Get a haircut, try new perfume, get new sheets. Become better than you were before.
  4. Eat healthier. Learn to cook something fancy.
  5. Get up earlier and watch the sun come up.
  6. Wear soft clothes, take a bath, drink something warm.
  7. Meet someone new, even just a friend.
  8. Become closer with your friends and your family. Call your mother. Cry with your best friend. Tell everyone how much you appreciate them.
  9. Keep your room clean. Buy some candles. Let the natural light in.
  10. Make a list of reasons why you’ll be better off without them. Believe they are true, because they are.
  11. Listen to new music.
  12. Write everything you’re thinking and feeling. Write letters. Write happy letters, sad letters, and angry letters, even if you’re never going to send them.
  13. It’s okay to be sad, but not forever. Sadness is not as beautiful as music makes it seem. Lack of sleep makes your eyes droopy, not deep. Wake up every morning and tell yourself you’re going to have a good day.
  14. Go to the library. Don’t forget to look in the music section.
  15. Remove them from your life. Get rid of the things they gave you if they make you sad. They’re not worth it. You will never be happy if you continue to hold on to the things that make you sad.
  16. Make new memories.
  17. Try to find something to appreciate in everything you do or experience.
  18. Being alone is okay, you don’t have to surround yourself with people.
  19. Become your own best friend. Buy yourself coffee and drink it alone in a cafe. Take your time.
  20. Learn to love every bit of yourself.
"
How to feel better and become better (via coco19)

(Source: skinnyknees, via the-nap-king)

— 19 hours ago with 424938 notes